So I thought nothing could get worse than, "Hey Baby, you look tired. Is that because you've been running through my mind all day?" Just when I thought us ladies had heard and seen it all, comes this new trend by storm in the "Picking Up Chicks Handbook." It's called retail. That's right, retail! Every where I go now there is some guy who wants to give me something free or at a discount, in exchange for my seven digits! I can't just pay for ANYTHING anymore! If you ask me, this is the laziest it's going to get! The sad part is, most of us women are so materialistically inclined that we can't say no! I myself have given in to a free vanilla frappuccino. You know, the real cute bottle they sell next to the five dollar sandwiches? All I'm saying is, think twice before you give in to the employee discount malarkey. Next thing you know, you'll be stuck with a jobless boyfriend, and we all know we don't want to go there!
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It just gets worse and worse, doesn't it? Shockingly, I actually had a guy continuously give me discounts despite the fact that I wasn't interested. I never called him and I never went out with him, but he never stopped giving me free food! Fortunately for both of us, this guy was the manager--no one around to tell him to stop. I guess I got lucky that time around...